THE PIGS WILL GET YOU IN THE END

Good golly! BACONOLOGY is now available! My story's called SISTERS OF BACON, is set in the 20's, and is about people turning into pigs. Every other story in the anthology is about bacon. WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?

Get it now, or be condemned as a poncho-wearing vegan!

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I'VE BEEN RIPPED OFF. SORT OF. ALSO: HELLO, I'M STILL AWAKE!

In trying to remember the names of people I've remixed, I used Google and found *THIS*

It's some sort of bizarre, badly-translated version of this blog.

Except, it sort of isn't. It appears to be a random amalgamation of every blog ever. Very strange indeed! A part of me wonders if that link might kickstart a blog feedback loop. If it doesn't, maybe *THIS WILL*

But enough of that, it's almost 2:30am. Time to hit the hay!

STICK *THIS* IN YOUR EARS, SUGARTITS!

My soft-rockin', hard-lovin' band HANDSOME BASTARDS have recorded a wealth of sexy tracks which will be released in the form of two eps entitled TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM and WINNING TIME! They'll be available soon, but for now, you can fill your head with our filth HERE and/or HERE!

GO ON THEN!