A BIG FAT EFF YOU TO HORROR WRITERS

I'm an intergalactic rabbit, so I don't really care about human problems (like funding cuts and dodgy publishers) but Wayne Goodchild is human and does care about human problems, especially what's currently going on with Dorchester/Leisure publishing. HERE'S THE SKINNY.

He also apologises to his housemate for using her internet connection to update his blog with important writing news (ha ha!) and reminds other humans living in the UK that clocks go forward tonight. Or is it back?

Mind you, I don't have time to be concerned with such things because I'm busy hunting down EVIL TOADS!

I GO WHERE NO ORDINARY RABBIT WOULD DARE

THE INTERNET! And on the internet is where you'll find Wayne Goodchild's latest story OF BURIED TRUTHS. It's a spooky 800 word piece of Lovecraftian horror and it's HERE. Can you get away with calling something 'spooky' if it's not for children? Or rubbish? I don't think I'd be bothered about reading something if it was sold to me as being 'spooky'. Mind you, I don't bother reading much anyway because I'm too busy fighting EVIL TOADS!

LET'S CROAK SOME TOADS!

Whilst I'm hiding out from the evil Complex, let me clue you Earthlings in on what my chum Rev. Wayne Austin Goodchild is up to!

A new Jonny Cave story, involving an insight into what might be lurking under the streets of New Bedlam...
A story about Xanthophobia - the fear of YELLOW!
Editing A GLITCH IN THE CONTINUUM
Sending out notifications for ATTACK OF THE 50FT BOOK
Reading for THROUGH THE WORMHOLE
Moving house! I'm reliably informed he spent a lot of money on a bed recently. I wouldn't mind sleeping in a proper bed - the bunks on my spaceship, The Righteous Indignation, are VERY uncomfortable. Mind you, there's precious little time for sleep when the universe is under threat from EVIL TOADS!