REV. AUSTIN'S C##T-KICKING F##K FEST IS GO!

Up yours you c#m-guzzling f##ktard! My blog's got a new s##t-faced attitude, you c##k-teasing wet fart. Expect motherf##king expletive-laden movie reviews c##ting soon, you t##ts! It's going to be like a punch in the face, if you're a woman and I'm a man's fist. Or kick in the balls if you're a woman and I'm a man's foot. And the woman has balls! F##k yeah, p####s! Join in the s###k-lathering fun or eat s##t, you d##k-faced b#####ds.