BOW BEFORE WAYNE!

I think this is going to be my new bio when submitting work to publications:

Wayne Goodchild is better than you, and it's about time you accepted it. Proof, as if any is needed, is available in Zombie Zoology (from Severed Press), Letters From the Dead (Library of the Living Dead) and Through the Eyes of the Undead (also from the Library), with further evidence forthcoming. He is also so mighty that his work appears in serialized form on newbedlam.com, and quite possibly in your dreams. Anyone who still doubts his power is clearly mentally ill. Get on your knees, peasant! Worship him at theycallmepotato.blogspot.com